相信大家對這部片都不陌生吧
經典的台詞
是多少無聊學子及阿兵哥，甚至上班族喇賽排遣的好材料
但是
你可曾仔細看過英文的譯文？？
且讓我為您揭開那神秘的面紗
裡面最為人知的
就是對穿腸跟唐伯虎對詞的經典戰鬥(！？)
大家有詳細看文字嗎？
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對穿腸：圖畫裡，龍不吟虎不嘯，小小書僮可笑可笑
In the paintings, the dragons and tigers won't roar.
唐伯虎：棋盤裡，車無輪馬無疆，叫聲將軍提防提防
In the Chess, the horses and generals can't fight.
眾人：好阿…好阿！
Bravo~
對穿腸：鶯鶯燕燕翠翠紅紅處處融融洽洽
An A, a bee, a C and a D.
唐伯虎：雨雨風風花花葉葉年年暮暮朝朝
An E, a F, a G and a H.
華太師：華安果然厲害！
Wah On! You are good in distich!
寧皇：快出對子對死他！
Raise another distich!
對穿腸：十口心思，思君思國思社稷
See a jerk standing over there.
唐伯虎：八目共賞，賞花賞月賞秋香
Hear a bastard sitting before me.
武狀元：ㄟ～好ㄟ～好ㄟ～好ㄟ～
Excellent!
對穿腸：我上等威風顯現一身虎膽！
I am hero in the battle field.
唐伯虎：你下流賤格露出半個龜頭
You are chicken in bed instead.
對穿腸：我堂堂參謀將軍，會輸給你個書僮？
I am the consultant. How can I lose this contest?
你家橫頭來種樹
Let's plant the trees together.
唐伯虎：汝家澡盆雜配魚
for the grave of your father.
對穿腸：魚肥果熟入我肚
My grandmom has prepared the supper.
唐伯虎：你老娘來親下廚
My God-father has screwed your grandma.
對穿腸：阿～～～（倒下.....噴血）
唐伯虎：對對本為消遣作樂，
Writing distich is for fun only.
今日穿腸兄居然對到嘔出幾十兩血，
But how come the distich contest can cause you to bleed?
可謂空前絕後，小弟佩服佩服！
I wonder how powerful the words are!
華太師：華安阿，這裡沒你的事了，你快出去掃你的地吧～
Wah On, you can go now. Go back to clean the floor.
看完以後
我深深的感覺到英文的重要性...
天阿~
以後看不到這麼好的翻譯怎麼辦阿~
